Montana and The Ewing Theory

ESPN columnist Bill Simmons is a tool. That fact is not up for debate. However, this doesn't mean he didn't have any decent ideas. One of those: The Ewing Theory.

The Ewing Theory is the often-seen premise where a team loses their best player(s) and then inexplicably gets better. The examples are endless. There are two I can think of off the top of my head. The Seattle Mariners lost Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr. and Alex Rodriguez all in a relatively short span. In their first season without any of those three they won 116 games. The New York Giants lost Tiki Barber to retirement before last season. That turned out well.

The Patrick Ewing Theory can also apply to scenarios outside the sports world:

Can the Ewing Theory apply to romance?
You betcha. Everyone has one friend who got dumped by their girlfriend/boyfriend, sending them into a tailspin. You worried about them and their well-being, you logged major phone time with them, you wondered if they would ever bounce back... and then, boom! Your friend started working out, dropping 15 pounds and suddenly looking better than ever. They also started going out three times a week, rekindling all their old friendships; within time, they had completely regained their mojo. And inevitably, when they finally started dating again, their new flame put the old one to shame. That's the Ewing Theory in a nutshell.

Right now the Griz, and especially the offense, are livin' the single life.

As most fans probably notice, the Grizzly offense looks a lot different this season. The ultra-conservative offense we'd come to know and hate is gone for the most part. We lost Lex Hilliard and Dan Carpenter (along with Eric Allen and Ryan Bagley) and we're better.

Hilliard and Carpenter are the primary catalysts for the change. We're not pounding the ball into the line on 3rd and 4. We're not settling for three points on 4th and goal from the 2. Hell, we're not kicking field goals on 4th and 5 from the 25 either.

Isn't this fun? The offense is creative. Marc Mariani and Cole Bergquist have combined to form an offensive threat that's every bit as intimidating as the 225-pound Hilliard. They've been given the room and freedom to morph into an almost true spread offense. The options are endless. Pfahler and Ferriter are getting more looks. Mariani is certainly the go-to receiver but not nearly in the way that Lex Hilliard was the go-to player. The options are endless and this team is taking advantage.

Of the four Griz teams I've seen since coming on campus with the 2005 squad, I'd pick this team to make it to Chattanooga over any of those. It's not about talent, it's about having the attitude and confidence. This team has it.

Dan Carpenter profiled in the Miami Herald

This whole thing has to be a little surreal for Dan Carpenter. There probably a few times when he thought that missed kick against Wofford was the last big moment in his football career. Not quite.

From The Miami Herald:

''I'm probably still in the pinch-me phase,'' Carpenter admitted Tuesday as he walked off the practice field and toward an NFL career that begins for real in 11 days. ``I think it'll sink in once the regular season starts and the Jets come to town.''

Many Dolfans, concerned about swapping proof for potential, were worried coach Tony Sparano and the new management had made a risky choice.

''We were shocked, too,'' Carpenter's mother, Diane, said Tuesday. ``We're still not believing it. It still does not feel real to me.''

Starting about the middle of his junior year, I thought Dan had a shot at making the NFL. Then it became apparent that he would be a legitimate pro after the Dolphins cut Feely. After a great preseason (he hit 4 FGs in a game against Jacksonville), I was definite he wouldn't only be a decent pro but an amazing fantasy football kicker. Then former Kaimin sports editor Amber Kuehn stole my sleeper pick in 5th(!!) round. Damn you.

For you Dolphins and Falcons fans...



Above is the last regular season game for now NFL-players Lex Hilliard, Kroy Biermann and Dan Carpenter. Hilliard gets three touchdowns, Biermann chases down a wide receiver way down field and Carpenter knocks a couple big ones through, including a 50-yarder.

After the jump are highlights from Biermann's award-winning season.

Two more Griz get chances with pro teams as free agents

Both Hilliard and Biermann get their shot in the NFL through draft. Now two more Montana Grizzly football players will get a chance as undrafted free agents. Offensive tackle Cody Balogh will get a chance with the Chicago Bears and Dan Carpenter signed with the Miami Dolphins.

With Lex drafted, the Dolphins now have two Grizzlies. Maybe they saw Carpenter knocking a 50-yarder through while watching Lex rip apart the Cats. The Dolphins would've had three Grizzlies, but they cut Tuff Harris the day before the draft.

Grizzlies land nine on preseason All-Conference football team

More than 30 percent of this year's preseason All-Big Sky Conference football team will come from the University of Montana. Here's the complete team, with the Montana kids in bold:

Offense
  • QB-Cole Bergquist, Montana
  • RB-Lex Hillard, Montana
  • FB-Bobby McClintock, Portland State
  • TE-Shaun Fitzpatrick, Northern Arizona
  • OL-Cody Balogh, Montana
  • OL-David Hale, Weber State
  • OL-George Yarno, Idaho State
  • OL-Matt Alfred, Eastern Washington
  • OL-Brennan Carvalho, Portland State
  • WR-Alex Watson, Northern Arizona
  • WR-Eric Allen, Montana
  • WR-Eddie Thompson, Idaho State
  • K-Dan Carpenter, Montana
  • KR-Bryant Eteuati, Weber State
Defense
  • DE-Kroy Biermann, Montana
  • DE-Cole Smith, Portland State
  • DT-Aaron Papich, Montana State
  • DT-Dallas Mauga, Sacramento State
  • LB-Cyrus Mulitalo, Sacramento State
  • LB-Epikopo King, Montana State
  • LB-Tyler Joyce, Montana
  • LB-Bobby Daly, Montana State
  • LB-Jordan Senn, Portland State
  • CB-KJ Gerard, Northern Arizona
  • CB-Ricky Wilson, Northern Arizona
  • S-Torrey Thomas, Montana
  • S-Colt Anderson, Montana
  • P-Dan Zeidman, Idaho State
  • ST-Kenneth Mackins, Portland State
The most debatable UM selection has to be Cole Bergquist at quarterback. Odd that a guy who's never really been #1 on the depth chart and still hasn't been tabbed as the Griz starter would be voted the best signal-caller in the conference.

With almost half their starters on the all-conference team, it's not much surprise they were unanimously voted as the favorite to win the conference.

After close win, Griz still dug in at #2.

Saturday's Griz-Cal Poly game lived up to all expectations. It was a defensive battle between #2 and #6 and had the game been I-A, Corso and the gang would've been there and it would've been an Instant Classic.

The best Griz game of the year ended on a Favre-like drive -- one of the the vintage ones where he doesn't throw a pick halfway through -- by Josh Swogger to set up 21 yard game winning kick by Dan Carpenter. This means the Griz hang in at #2 in the latest Sports Network I-AA Football Poll and this game goes down as another one Skip Bayless would've hated.

The win also means everything is in order for a Brawl of the Wild with BSC title implications. It's just like the Michigan-Ohio State game, except with the S and the C switched. The Griz have Northern Colorado coming up and the Cats just beat them, barely. Can you say settling for a moral victory?

Ms. U moved up on spot to #18 after their sixth straight win.

Complete rankings after the jump.