Team USA obliterates Korea, 77-0
No it's not arena league, it's the third American Football World Cup. Here's some irony: it's not in the United States and America has never competed in the American Football World Cup. I'm trying to think of a comparison but there really isn't one. Maybe if the Red River Shootout were played between Oklahoma and Rutgers.
Well, America is here and we're not dicking around.
Special teams and defense accounted for 42 points as the United States rolled to a 77-0 victory over Korea in Team USA's opening game at the 2007 World Championship of American Football on Tuesday evening.
Team USA set seven single-game tournament records including total defense as Korea finished with a net loss of 31 yards offensively and did not record a first down. Team USA amassed a tournament record 289 return yards and nine different U.S. players found the end zone.
It's almost like when you've played a video game for a while, you know, you're playing at like 'All-Star Legend' difficulty or something then decide to turn it all the way down to rookie just to see if you could score on every single play of the game. "You think I could plug Gilbert Brown in at running back and still get 150 yards?" How bad is this Korean team? Who else in America could beat them? An NAIA team? The JV squad from a Wyoming high school? The WNBA All-Stars?