Who is Bobby Hauck texting?
Bobby Hauck is a state employee and a public official. Because he holds these titles, all his phone records — amongst other things — are open to the public if one wishes to file a request through the state's Freedom of Information Act. Well, one fan did this with Arkansas head coach Houston Nutt (great name) and there were some interesting results.
I'm sure many fans would be curious to see just what's inside Bobby Haucks text message inbox. Would this be a possibility?
I'm sure many fans would be curious to see just what's inside Bobby Haucks text message inbox. Would this be a possibility?
Rob Phenicie: Why do our players refuse to respect my genius?Please do not take this too seriously. It's the offseason and there's not much news. Stifle.
Bobby Hauck: No comment. That is a personnel issue and I refuse to answer such questions at this time. Who is this anyway?
Rob Phenicie: It's the Phenster, man; who else besides one of the greatest young offensive minds in college football?
Bobby Hauck: How do I know?
Rob Phenicie: My number is programmed in your phone. I've seen it.
Bobby Hauck: I know that, but how do I know that a member of the press hasn't stolen your phone in a desperate attempt to get behind the maroon curtain and find out who our quarterback is?
Rob Phenicie: Come on man. You have an embarrassing birth-mark on your right thigh in the shape of a bobcat.
Bobby Hauck: Fine, what's up?
Rob Phenicie: I really think we should have a rule that says a player can't be at a restaurant or bar when a coach is there.
Bobby Hauck: Why?
Rob Phenicie: Because no one should cramp or draw attention away from my incredible offensive intellect. Plus I already kicked a player off the team for violating it.
Bobby Hauck: Jesus Phen, remember the last time you made up a rule before telling me about it? Swogger went the whole season under the impression that he had to count to five-Mississippi before passing and was under no circumstances allowed to throw the ball away.
Rob Phenicie: Throwing the ball away makes us look weak! Plus sacks create third-and-longs that open things up and allow our tight ends to get down the field.
Bobby Hauck: We don't pass to our tight ends.
Rob Phenicie: That's not the point, Craig shouldn't of been there. I retroactively created this rule and he violated it.
Bobby Hauck: You kicked Craig off the team?! He's a U-Dub kid! First you hardly pass to him now you kick him off the team?!
Rob Phenicie: No one is above me, er, the team. No one is above the team... or its rules.
Bobby Hauck: It's not even a rule!
Rob Phenicie: It is now.
Bobby Hauck: No, no it's not. Alright, I've got to go call Craig and get this sorted out. I'll talk to you at practice.
Rob Phenicie: Fine, I'll go draw up some more variations on the shuffle pass; just as you asked for.
Bobby Hauck: I didn't.
Rob Phenicie: I know, I'm so smart I thought one step ahead and figured you would.
Fu*king priceless.
Incredible! Hauck will see this somehow but he won't be laughing...he'll be wondering who finally tapped into the records!!!!